Laugh Trip Ad

I was browsing through some lyrics for 2ne1’s new song when an ad caught my eye…

BEHOLD:

For some reasons, I laughed so hard when I saw this. THE GIRL’S FACE = WINNER!!!!!!! Is that meant to seduce or something?! BWAHAHAHA. Seriously. UNEXPLAINABLE. HAHAHAHAH

JUST SHARING ANOTHER WTH ROFLMAO MOMENT. hahahahaha

 

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Kids and their logic

I really have a crazy family. HAHA. One of my cousins, Claire is brutally honest! See for yourself:

Haha. I really couldn’t stop laughing when I read this. Claire is really super funny! I love her. My Tita Minnie also said that on the way to school this morning, Claire asked her why it’s only girls who get pregnant. HAHA.

I love it how kids could ask the most uncomfortable questions and get away with it. They can just freely speak their minds and no one would dare reprimand them because their kids! And they do make sense, don’t they? Love, love, love!

 

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Mahal Kita Kasi

Ok. All together now: “SOBRANG CHEEZY!”

My brother, Klyde, introduced me to this song called Mahal Kita Kasi by Nicole Hyala. It’s a song completely composed of supposedly romantic cheezy lines.

Listen to it here:

bangin ka ba kasi nahuhulog na ako sayo
unggoy ka ba kasi sumasabit ka sa puso ko
pustiso ka ba kasi you know i can’t smile without you
pagod na pagod na ako
maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko

kasi naman kasi mahal kita
bagay tayong dalawa
pa-picture nga para mapa-develop kita
hindi tayo hindi rin tayo hayop
bagay tayo bagay talaga

papupulis kita kasi ninakaw mo ang puso ko
kuto ka ba kasi palagi ka sa ulo ko
apoy ka ba kasi alab alab i love you!
magsalbabida ka nga kasi baka malunod ka sa pagibig ko

exam ka ba kasi sasagutin kita agad agad
drugs ka ba kasi kakaadik ka kasi
kulangot ka ba you’re really really hard to get
posporo ka ba? e di posporo din ako para match

Benta ba? HAHA.

 

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